Why Emergency Intercom Gear
Code Red essentials that hit different
Built to Survive Binges
Crafted with premium cotton blends for fans who demand threads that endure endless movie marathons and podcast riffs.
Riff-Inspired Prints
Witty designs pulled straight from Holmes and McLeish's superhero takedowns - bold graphics that scream Intercom vibes.
Join the Chaos Crew
Wear it, rep it, own the pod energy - connect with fellow fanatics who live for those wild TV breakdowns.
No Shady Vibes Here
Sourced and made with real care - quality over quick cash grabs for true Intercom loyalists.
The Emergency Intercom Takeover
Podcast riffs turned wearable mayhem
Charles Holmes and Alex McLeish helm Emergency Intercom, unleashing savage breakdowns of movies, TV, and superhero lore. Their episodes crackle with unfiltered hot takes that hook pop culture diehards. This merch line bottles that raw energy into apparel ready for your next binge session. Snag pieces that let you carry the Intercom torch everywhere.
Fan Riffs on the Gear
Real talk from the Intercom faithful
Code Red hoodie nails the podcast aesthetic - buttery soft fabric held up through 20 washes of superhero debates.
Superhero Mayhem tee sparked convos at the con - vibrant print and perfect fit for all-day wear.
Movie Riff mug keeps my coffee hot during episodes - hefty ceramic with that signature Intercom edge.
Gear You Can Trust
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Orders over $100 ship free. Expect standard delivery in 5-10 business days.
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30-day window on unworn items. Head to our Contact page to get started.
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Frequently Asked Questions
We stock S through XXL in most designs. Check the product size chart for chest and length measurements to nail your fit. True-to-size for athletic and relaxed builds.
Premium cotton-poly blends for softness and stretch. Tees and hoodies use ring-spun fabric that holds prints through heavy rotation. Built for fan life - no cheap fade-outs.
Standard shipping hits 5-10 business days across the US. Free on $100+ orders. Tracking drops right after shipment.
Yes, we cover most countries. Rates auto-calculate at checkout based on location. Delivery times vary - usually 7-14 days extra.
Machine wash cold inside out to preserve prints. Tumble dry low or air dry. Avoid bleach - keeps the vibes fresh episode after episode.
Every piece riffs off Holmes and McLeish hot takes - from superhero roasts to TV chaos. Episode nods in descriptions for true fans. New drops follow fresh pods.
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